Experts on Time Trumpet

Webmaster, journo-jihadist, guerrilla actor, Hollyoaks director - Matt "the Holness" Holness has turned his considerable hand to many different disciplines with undeniable degrees of success.

First finding fame on hit mobile wap-based soap opera 'Teenage Pricks', Holness flirted with Broadway until he became what he calls "a full-time innoventor and peripheral mediacaster". The Gary Rhodes Concert For Africa in Hyde Park was his brainchild and he recently opened 'How!' - a chain of native American Indian fast food restaurants. His sixth studio album - 'Pepper In The Arse of Power' - has just been released on Garp Records.

When not working, he may or may not be found Zee-boarding in Tokyo or playing e-squash with Dominik and Dustin Diamond. Bukowski, Boccelli and Beadle are his biggest inspirations.