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Acknowledged as the finest player of his generation, Sant burst onto the scene at the 2014 World Cup, helping Spain to lift the trophy and capturing the Golden Boot in the process.

He then found a new level of fame in England with a move to the newborn team created by the merger of Manchester United and Manchester City (to reflect the spirit of harmony among fans the rebranded team was named 'Manchester United'). Sant's record-breaking 2021 season was to be his last. With a record £200.7 million move to Barcelona he won the European Cup and hung up his boots to pursue a new career in film and television.

He will soon be appearing in Guy Ritchie's tenth film, rumoured to be set in the murky depths of the London underworld.